Monday, March 31, 2008 | 8:03 PM

THIS POST IS FOR JIAYI

AKA SIAO CHA BOR

| 7:10 PM

boo you.

WHEE~

NEW SKIN.

haha comment puhleese.

----SUNDAY 30th March 2008----

slacked.

=X

haha.

mug a lil'

and then msn-ed abit.

then did CHORES.

O:

othr peepo help do chores hav $KaCh$inG$

haha i dunt.

=X

im not complaining, seriously.

LOL.

den mummay said dat l8r shuning was coming over

I WAS LIKE O.O

den i ask her *in a zomg maner*

moi senior come for wud?!?!!?

her: O.O no lah. shuning zeze(jiejie) la.

me: har?! i got shuning jiejie de meh?!

her: yala. mi *somebody* de daughter.

me: o...

me*thinks*: LOL. i dunt even noe i hav a niece..

den abt 9 + they reached :)

and very funny lorh.

my NIECE is OLDER than ME?!

ya.

she said dat im her UNCLE

budden she older. (20+)

O.O

haha i tt she was joking den mummay said

its true.

ZOMG?!

haha.

weird relationships.

lets simplify..

uncle = dad's brother.

IM NOT HER DAD'S BROTHER?!

I DUNT EVEN NOE HER DAD?!

lol.

haha. shall not further think abt it.

it will only make me more confused.

=X

and den l8ri asked her how 2 ryte her chi name.

haha see if same as shuning (class councilor) de.

she rote:

-

-

buden i dunt even noe shuning's chinese name hw 2 ryte.

DIAO.

haha so ms tang tally hor.

ANDAND.

ANOTHER 1 DAY 4 HOURS 50MINS TO..

MS TANG SHUNING'S 14TH BDAE.

haha.

enjoy yr last day + of happy 13y.o.

and den u'll be OLDER than evry1 in 1o1.

=X

haha.

----MONDAY 31TH March 2008----

homec test was a tikam test

=X

haha.

budden i finished crossword.

YAYE.

cooked curry chicken

OURS IS NICE CAN!

---fotos in next post---

den kim dowan put chilli padi

in the end i still put

=X

budden not spicy still.

LOL .

l8 for geog.

UHOH.

haha budden nvm.

ms wong say

"let this be the first and the last time"

but i tot last time said b4??

nvms.

*recess*

went for homec for the entire recess.

continue cooking + presentation.

den l8 for hcl

O.O

LOL.

den hcl gave bak si1 han2.

sum peepo dint hand in.

hav 2 stand.

i dint get the ppr

THEN I STOOD?!

I RBR VIVIDLY DAT I PUT THE PPR TGT

FOR DINO TO PUT IN HER PIGEON HOLE LEH!

lol

but nvm

she say i got zheng4 ren2

so lemme sit down.

budden where's moi ppr?!!?

zzz.

lunched with chong dior.

had ee mee.

haahaa.

quite nice lurh.

budden...

yahh.

o.o

xp

maths mr chan used to scold peepo

=X

aiyo.

dose peepo can like FOR THEIR GARNDMAS SAKE

- do their corrections

- update content page

- start on new page evrytime

- yahh thats it.

den waste our time lor.

tmr maths test liao leh!!!

TT

*cross fingers*

den ACC drew goldfish.

haha.

mine quite nice can!

=X

haha

----

yahh dats it.

soo....

TMR IS APRIL FOOL!!

ZOMG

EVRY1 BEWARE OF HEJIN.

HE'S VERY SUSICIOUS.

keep warning us abt tmr.

=X

LOL .

so its gubai.

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

Saturday, March 29, 2008 | 4:08 PM

ni3 hao3

haha

trying not to use "booya" again.

boring can.

short update as requested by..

oh-so-scared-of-interview chong.

=X

chatted wif him on msn lurh.

a lil' excerpt.

then the O.O part.

O.O ryte. =X

haha enuf of our conversation.

so wud did i do 2dae?

nothing.

juz slacking nia =X

l8r must sao3 di4 ma4 di4

T_T

haha.

tmr mugging dae!

><

anw..

lol.

short update yahh.

so..

ciao

GUBAI.

----[random_bern]----

-o-"

Friday, March 28, 2008 | 6:17 PM

BOO YOU.

hahaha

simplify booya and you get?

boo you.

haha

RANDOM!

so 2dae plan to go fuhua pri sports day wif jamien.

yaye.

anw...

EL did crime storie.

partnered with chong

so AS USUAL,

work was all left for ME to do.

wud was he doing?

SLACKING AND TOKING SICK STUFF

TO DINO AND CHARMONY.

eek.

i very pek chek can!

*shivers*

then music.

total disaster.

chehmeh was absolutely

aiyo dat fatyeo go say she not responsible.

wan die izit?!

den chehmeh was giving fatyeo her trademark

u noe.. the eyes narrow into a glare

and the mouth twitched to one side

and sigh deeply.

LOL .

anw, chehmeh ordered us to

shut the f__k up.

haha. peepo say dose things in frustration sumtimes.

fully understandable.

*skip this topic puhlease*

had PE.

did the proper way of chionging into a run.

haha.

dn aft dat high jump

(i neh jump la of cuz)

den ashley(211o8) u noe the I Not Stupid 2 de guy.

yea he high jump DARNED pro can!

haha

weix oso gd lor.

den leon(senior) oso pro

haha.

den went bak class.

skipped recess.

den chehmeh n hazel came bak saying,

"BERN?! u nvr take vid of chong juz now.. he jumpd!"

me - "he jumped over??!?!?!?!?!?!"

them - "no lurh. he jumped UNDER the line"

me - O.O

haha.

then HCL got a mysterious guy came into our class.
LOL .

boring lurh.

then maths did ws.

completed chpter 5.

next tue test liao.

must mugg le!

JYJY 1o1!!

lunched with chong luoyang chunyi dino yujun

chong keep making sick sounds then make yanting so high.

yanting was practically zi4 highing.

ony she luff like,

"aaa-hahahhhahahahhhahahaha" non-stop.

yujun n i were staring at her, baffled.

LOL .

physics was.. fine lurh.

accept when sum dogs highed when yujun wet to experiment.

:/

diao.

then had hist.

ms tan say 2dae he hav sumthin on

so no nid stay till 3oclock.

then presentation thingy.

haha our group not called.

yaye.

LOL .

aft skul called chiobu(jamien sim chee wan)

*go see the title of this post*

he say his sports day not even started.

then i say ok lor. but try to be early hor!

den went canteen eat sushi.

LOL .

bot drink.

then took bus to clementi stadium (where the sports day is held)

which is lyke.. 1 bus stop away?

LOL .

haha den went outside at the fence there wait for J1.

then he say he'll be l8.

i want noe wud time he reach app.

den i call him for lyke 20 times he nvr pick up.

HELL TO YOU LA.

then was at the fence there walked ard abit.

then mr din saw me.

haha

chatted larh of cuz.

then the P5/6 all come to me

LOL .

totoktoktok lor

not very long la

5 min liddat nia.

then sian lor

sim chee wan so late.

then walked abit.

saw 7-11

haha went buy big gulp.

drank the whole thing liao

HE STIL HVN COME.

then in the end raining

they go bak to their skul ler

then he still hvn come.

JAMIEN SIM CHEE WAN YOU ARE SOO DEAD

IM TELLING YOU.

IM GONNA CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD AND HND AND FEET

AND CHOP IT

AND COOK CURRY

AND FEED IT TO MY CAT

EVEN THOUGH I DUNT HAV CAT.

haha boliao.

anw,

took bus 30 home.

then posted.

tata` fotos!!

frm the outside pai1 de. can see mr yeo n ms wong. =D

random foto of big gulp. haha ntg to do, seriously.

guess hu dat(right) is?

...

...

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

.

..

.

..

..

.

its YANTING?!

unbelievable.

shall end with this random foto.

tc and gubai.

jamien ure gonna die when i see you.

xp

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Thursday, March 27, 2008 | 7:26 PM

//edited this post full of spelling and gramatical errors//

- 27th March 11.13pm

no booya today.

sry.

madmadmadmadmad todae can!

no, not becoz of $2.50

but cuz ms tan say we GANG UP hai4 jianle.

nehvertheless, shall start frm the morning..

where evrything was fine...

Health Screening!

yaye no hcl

=X

den checked eye nia.

according to JH,

NO B__D B__D SCREENING!!

><

whee

the nurse say,

"whoa! yr eyesight very good hor! u eat wud de??!"

haha u noe wud i reply?

"evrything i oso eat de la"

then mathed.

shortshort lesson nia

cuz the gals still screening.

den P.E.!!

did high jump.

weix toppled the whole thingy at FIRST TRY

budden aft dat pro liao lor

jumped over 105cm

PRO LAH!

budden hazel no jump.

=X

then skipped recess.

sooche lyke sick liddat.

wu2 jing1 da2 cai3.

den assembly.

alotalot peepo did alotalot presentation

which made alotalot of us veryvery tired can!

haha.

den charis(paiseh last time spell yr name sala.)

<4o8o8>

did presentation oso.

bak for lit.

did "kevin" thingy.

grouped with dino charmony chong

(ms seto assigned grps one)

then fa1 xian4 we(chong n me) hvn buy

present for our "mortal"

and it so happens that chong's mortal is

MOI.

lol.

nvm la.

lunched with hejin jimmy chunyi chong todae.

den all of us ate frm the YTF stall.

budden ony i eat laksa.

dior eat mian4 tang1

haha.

den went bak class.

PC.

tata`

this is where the typical high school drama's abt to unfold..

so ms tan came in n toked abt the bdae cake money thing

then say the class still need pay jianle money

coz she forked out the money to buy.

den

chehmeh;

charmony;

yanting;

chong;

jiahui;

pei xuan;

me

paid earlier.

then jianle say

WE NVR PAY.

ms tan say this is serious matter

(agree 93727916608630468026%)

said that she nvr collect money frm ani1.

then say only collected from some peepo.

then say chehmeh nvr pay.

we say she passed down a paper for us to sign.

she DENIED IT.

ms tan ask her for the paper

she say she blanko away the contents oready.

den she gave ms tan a ppr.

*i tt blanko liao?!*

den she say,

"they all nvr sign"

then we rbr VIVIDLY the ppr was written in ink of diff. colours.

l8r found out dat it was ART FILE de money.

ms tan asked all those who r SURE that they hav paid to stand.

then ms tan ask her for that particular ppr.

she say

"dats the problem, i dunt have it."

o.o

hide evidence?

den ms tan asked if we are SURE that we paid.

we said yes.

AHDUH!

hu'd lie for a

then opx say he rbr giving the money BY HAND.

jiahui was not sure.

then ms tan say maybe is

yanting

chehmeh

charmony

chong

me

GANG UP TRY TO LAND HER IN TROUBLE.

COZ SHE OBSERVE THAT WE VERY HANG OUT TGT.

WTH?!

we gang up for $2.50?!

we mei2 shi4 zhao3 shi4 zuo4 ar?

and izit wrong to hav peepo dat you r more close to ?

lyke yr clique?

NO LORH.

if she want us pay again,

I SERIOUSLY DUNT MIND.

its not lyke $250,

its $2.50!

budden ms tan say we gang up upon her.

wads the meaning of this?

really pissed ok.

how could she say such a HURTFUL and IRRESPONSIBLE thing?

and its not our fault ok!

why are WE standing?!

wud would other peepo think?

sry i veh emo.

but i dunt like it when peepo malign me

sry.

then we raised our hands want tok to miss tan privately.

she asked us to go outside.

we explained that JL had borrowed money frm alot of ppl and

havn return.

ALL OF US.

lyke.. 10+??

went bak in.

budden JL still deny dat we paid.

ms tan ask chehmeh to say hu frm 10208 complained

that JL borrowed money and nvr return.

she say *someone carn rbr*

JL shouted,

"HAR?!?!"

she borrowed frm soooo many peepo

dat she duno hu she loan frm liao.

><

then ms tan see JL's reaction wan make sure

so she went o'er to 1o2 to fnd dat sum1.

den she came bak say dat

dat gal say yes, she borrowed frm her.

then ms tan oso ask one NCC gal is JL had been borrowing $$

den she answered yes, frm ALOT of peepo.

tata` FINALLY speechless liao.

budden SHE STILL DENY tt she colected money

OI! can own up liao ma?!!?

then ms tan issued work

called JL out.

toked awhile

we heard JL say chong nvr pay.

O.O

chong was asked out.

he keep breathing so hard (info courtesy of dino:])

EH BRO! NO NEED SCARED LA

WE DUI4 DE2 QI3 LIANG2 XIN1 LEH!

no nid scared de!

anw, yanting was called out soon.

then ended the 1hr ++++ long inspection period.

result?

JL had to pay back all those hu paid $2.50

so dats app. $2.50 x 10 = $25

and all the money she owe peepo.

$55+$25 = $80.

she actually owe yanting $7++++++++ de lor

but yanting so gd giv discount $3

so i oso dowan my $3 liao.

aiyo she seem kelian leh!

mark said

OH MY GOOD GREAT LORD.

(sth along that line, i 4got)

haha den we all luffed.

then he said,

"can i take the money on your behalf??"

LOL .

then JL was scolded

HARSHLY

by ms tan

and she even say dat she's gonna call JL's mum

and inform the DM

all i can say is... gd luck, must zhi1 cuo4 neng2 gai3

and...

we will 4give u de la.

ren2 zong3 hui4 fan4 cuo4.

so dats the end.

very long hor?

LOl .

aft skul went choir.

mr poh came again. :]

then did sectionals in 3o9 classroom

LOL hav peepo inside?!

then they hear us sing

TT

malu.

=X

then ms yin came

and continued doing "all creatures"

did dat song for 3 hours.

WAHAHA.

finished lit ws in muzic studio

so went bak put lit tb in locker.

homed.

ate.

posted.

tata`

a new post.

----[random_bern 5.0]----

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 | 6:54 PM

yeap, you'd guessed it..

haha. diao.

shall go bak to ytd! :D

----25th March 2008----

chem test was hell of a difficult can!

i think im gonna FAIL

lol dino chong yujun charmony dior all say diff.

si liao la.

T.T

*shall skip this topic*

maths file $2

haha i nvr bring money

so next tmr den giv mr chan barh.

*SKIPPED RECESS*

ICT did ms word.

still need to "describe" yourself.

haha.

ICT IS LURVED CAN!

*heartsheartshearts*

whee.. *boliao*

xD

then had A & D.

did the squares and circles thingy.

haha.

i draw until lyke oh-man-its-so-out-of-shape-ly

haha anw, shall quickly complete it :)

*LUNCH*

lunched with the usual peepo.

(i shall not repeat.. again.)

haha.

den bot the malay book cuz tmr malay liao.

bak to class for the

EL.

*faints*

haha.

went choir :)

todae MR POH was our conductor for lyke 1+ hour?

den ms yin came.

haha say the sop1 sing kanasai

O.O

den say altos improved alot

yaye :)

then homed.

----26th March 2008(todae)----

hav 2 do jian3 bao4.

T.T

haha.

den went bak class.

den lynn and shuning asked us to sit down.

den we started a lil councillor nominating exercise

(haha wud a description)

then we nominated yanting.

whee~~

den charmony

whee~~

den hejin

budden he dowan T.T

den jiayi

whee~~

den carebear nominate yi hsiu

aft dat lynn ask if there are othr nominees.

no sound le.

den she ask hu was ex-prefect.

i dint raise hand. LOL .

if i raise hand.. yahh u noe...

very..*trying to find a word*

very... er... ah!

very weird and seem as if u r lyke u noe.. boasting dat ure a prefect

budden dino chong charmony jiayi SABO ME

all point moi say

ZOMG?!

lol then shuning and lynn really ryte my name

haha

den i told them chong was prefect oso

haha his name oso written down

then they say will discuss wif ms tan.

chong say "aiyo no hope liao"

LOL .

hu ask u la.. tok so much in class

=X

THEN CHEHMEH DOWAN TO TRY.

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY???!!!

must persuade her liao

:D

anw, l8r shuning went to us and asked if we objections or

anything against council.

we say no lor.

0:D

den lynn came too.

she mistaken chong as head prefect

*tata` a glimmer of hope*

budden dino dior say again,

"THIS ONE!"

LMAO.

den lynn say oh.. then sure in la.

O.O

den chong oso

den we haha..ok...

*

went auditorium for MALAY.

basic stuffs la.

den bak for elit

watched the autograph book show again.

we tt we hvn watch finish.

den we watch again

fa1 xian4 the ending was where we stopped last time?!

;D

coz the ending dont seem lyke ending leh!

den the whole period gone.

><

*went recess*

lol cuz 2dae no lunch marh.

beehoon+seaweed chicken = recess

carn find 1o1 peepo

den went behind sit ALONE

lol.

saw chong

he neh see me.

i call him

he find me for lyke 1 min den found

DIAO.

n i not vry far away can!

haha den shuning n frens juz beside us.

haha.

bak for geog.

ms wong spent one whole hour toking bout project stuffs.

then ms wong went to explain to dose hu dont understand.

then chehmeh and hazel went out of class duno becuz of wud la.

den when they bak

THEY TIO SCOLDED BY MS WONG..

T.T

*

EL did direct speech thingy.

nid ryte 100 word continuation of an excerpt

tmr pass up la dat is.

den cep ms tan nvr come

1 period w/o teacher.

den me liu hong kai walked pass

ask us find sth to do

(not scolding la)

den say must live up to 1o1's name.

lyke how come evry tchr say dat?

hahah.

so.. must be guai okay!

den 2nd period one othr teacher came in.

no nid greet de.

den say

"your tchr is not here. so this period you can do anything you want"

o.o

lol.

den chatted wif chong charmony dino.

*ahem* topic

eew.

i was not the one speaking

i ony listen nia.

den jiayi joined in.

then hejin

then luo yang

then jimmy

then huishi

den kimberly

then weishi

then oscar

LOL .

a whole crowd.

then i say whoa so re4 nao4?!

den they disperse.

lol.

i so power meh?!

budden hejin jimmy still stay la.

lalalalla.

dismissed.

carn go sports heat cuz i jia1 ren2 you3 yue1

then went JE wif mummay.

nan2 de2 off day sia.

LOL .

then bot some thingys and homed.

then chehmeh foned moi hp.

heard her say,

"oi bern! hav good ne..."

*tone*

call her this time.

"oi bern!! hav good news..."

*tone*

then i rbr...

MOI FONE NO MORE MONEY.

so guys, forget abt calling me.

if u sms me i bu4 jian4 de2 hui4 reply

coz i no money liao.

bo lui liao!

lol

den foned her using HOME FONE

haha

den she REPORTED to me the results.

and aft alot of whoa-ings and yaye-ings,

gubai-ed.

haha carn rbr evrything la of cuz.

but alot of 2nds and 3rds.

WHEE~~~~~~

then ate.

posted.

tata`

a new post :)

shall end.

ciao tmr eh!

----[ Җ ŗÄŋđöm_βëřń]----

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Monday, March 24, 2008 | 5:34 PM

nope, no more black and white foto session.
but got..
RANDOM FOTOS !!!

haha. VERY random. thee oh-so-round-and-bright MOOOON! :)

O.O my "chicken" *ahem* with the retared look.
chong's broken chicken *ahem* lol got 1 hole dere, can u see? (haha i think carn)
MOI BLACK CHICK! *dun think wai1 wai1* cute can! :)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dino's chicken-become-monkey... xp
EEW. yess, ahem.*its dino btw*

| 4:34 PM

booooya.

zzz

haha dat same old post opening.

BOOYA.

diao.

carn think of any othr *CREATIVE* openings ma!

u so li4 hai4 u help me think larh!

haha.

anw,

----*([TODAY])*----

waited frm 6.30 to 6.45 lorh

wth

den reach west coast oready 7.10

den brisk walked(haha beta dan last time, nid 2 RUN)

reached skul at 7.20+

nvr l8 but.. very paiseh de kay.

evry1 sit down liao den u come.

then sat down lorh

found lynn's present on moi space

lol i tt suppose chehmeh take de?

haha nvm,

den acherly wanted giv lynn the bagg de

budden ms tan say l8r den giv

(sumthing along that line)

so we wait lor

den chehmeh dior go bk seat.

den councillors all go meeting

DEN WE CARN GIVE

diaoz.

so waited for them 2 disperse la.

so went bak 2 class 1st

budden when we came bak out

THEY DISPERSED

carn find lynn.

haha den chiong in front den found her .

haha

den gave her the BAG! :)

den the jianle go gain credit lorh!

WTH

go there gehgeh(假假)(fake) smile smile

want gain credit har?

den dunt say 1o1 de huai4 hua4 la!

*shall skip this topic*

so after dat went homec

PRESENTATION!!

haha

all prepared.

aft the presentation they ask questions ma.

den opx go ask IRRELEVANT QUESTION.

wud chopstick thing

erm halo?? chinese cuisine and chopstick.. got link meh?

xb

den we get 8.55/10

yaye.

lol

but overall we get 18 nia.

coz last time not prepared larh.

T.T

haha nehminds.

den geog

we late lor

coz homec tuo1 until geog time ma

den i dun hav protractor

lucky ms wong neh come to moi side

(chong ee n mark oso dun hav)

=x

*recess*

skipped (ahhuh, as usual) and did homec de reflection thing

searched bag.

ZOMG.

dunt hav lit scrapbook

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

ony hav chehmeh's clipboard.

den i huang1 liao.

LOl .

den went to chehmeh

acherly wanted to tell her i 4got bring.

den she say(loudly) I VERY FAN2 LAH(along dat line)

then she take the clipboard throw on the floor

haha over exxagerating.

budden see carefully hor

got a black black book on her table wif coloured ppr

*familiar leh!*

DEN IT WAS THE SCRAPBOOK

WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

make me so worried den its on her table?!

LOL .

haha she very emo juz now.

chehmeh,

sry hor,

juz now agitate you.

PAISEH

SRY
SRY.

andand.

cheerup neh! :)

yaye ure famous! (does dat make u happier?)

=D

haha

hcl.. plain BOREDOM.

did wud fu4 ci2 thingy.

SIAN CAN!

den rote si1 han2 again.

diaodiaodiaodiaodiao

but nvm,

tue and wed no hcl

YAYE! :)

ms goh pz nvr come.

den another teacher come relieve.

den we did lit thingys.

hha

*lunch*

ate wif the usual peepo larh.

chehmeh(yaye famous again)

hazel

mark

chong

jh

zhongni

jimmy

hejin

luoyang

dino

yujun

oscar

weix

alan

alvin

opx

haha sry if i missed out ani1.

bak 2 class lor.

----.maths.----

did the calender thingy.

haha i dunt understand

=X

ahaha yes larh. abit lorh.

acc drew XIAO3 JI1 JI1!!! =X

whoops.

4got upload fotos!

DARNED FUNNY DE CAN!

after dat den go post the fotos la.

so l8r rbr come bak for updates hor!

GOT MONKEY SUMORE

=x

LOL .

den aft skul went canteen

completed the lit thing

HAHA

3rd time YAYE!

den weix got fren dowan lao po liao

=X

lol.

bot milo.

den homed.

and tata`

another LONGLONG post.

dino mark chehmeh dior need stay back for

du2 shu1 hui4

haha.

gd luck neh!

we juz pass nia

T.T

haha

gambatte.

aiya by the time yall see this post yall came bak frm skul liao lor.

haha but anw, good luck.

tell moi yr marks hor!

xP

whoa. long post. heehee. shall reply tags to make it even longer

=DD

----Tag rEpLiEs----

yanting - GAM SIA. :) the angela' playlist oso nice. NICER I DARESAY :) angela ROCKS BIG TIME :))

chong -CREDIT YOU LIAO LA. XP

hemeow - aiyo u so bad T.T LOl. jk.

jaslin - dowan larh. =x haha thx for tagging anw .

shuning - haha np. yaye taylor swift rocks :)

huiqi - WHOOTS. boobylicious !! xp

kimberly - LOL . now i duno wud u mean .___.

eugene - nvm . thx for tagging yahh. :)

wei en - HALO.

wei en - haha thank you. :)

doris - HEY DOORMEOW :) xp

kimberly- haha cha4 yi2 bu4

jamien - yea. xp change colour na. lol but nicer can! rock on dude! :)

jamie - haha. halo :)

hazel - YO. thx for tagging !! =D

opx - halow! :D

chun yi - LOL . i chage url nia mah! whee thx for tagging.

chun yi - anw, i find sth very WEIRD. sum peepo younger than u still call u didi. LOl .

chun yi - wahahahah. weird hor. whee but i older. i 2nd oldest in class.

chun yi - whos the OLD AHGONG? SOOCHE! xp

shuning - LOl. chophair chophair !! =X

shuning - ROFL. ok i shall saw hair next time. I MEAN IT... O.O?!

jaslin - relinked :]

jamien aka judge - DIAO. lame queston lor. =x

kimberly - Mai Glockchen und die Blumelein :]

jamien aka judge - i got jian3 fei2 ok!! :D

papaya - HALO. haha you're ryte. xP yaye u 1st time tag me leh! *honoured*

opx- LOL. u cockeyed lor! =X

opx - yea, a long post indeed.

hazel - LOl . with _______ u'll nvr be bored. =X?!?!

huiqi - advertised!! haha sotguin. =X

opx - den hai2 bu4 kuai4 dian3 finish!!

opx - yea. chickens rule the world!! xp... ><

huiqi - YESSS. GONG ZHU XIAO MEI IS THE LURVE!! :)

hazel - diao. tag for te sake of tagging. T.T LOL. jk.

yanting - dino ahmah! LOL . its yr comp lag. not moi blog's fault. =X

hazel - ok sure bring. :D

****----END----****

whee. done. long post neh!

hha.

shall go upload pix and post again l8r.

so. gubai.

:)

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

Sunday, March 23, 2008 | 7:13 PM

booya.

lyke OMYTIAN

finally completed all projects.

phew..

overview:

(title/the one(s) who contributed)

History/me

Lit/hazel,chehmeh,me

homec/me

-------------

LOL .

i'm not saying that i gd and all.

but

abit guo4 fen4 hor??!!

lyke all i do de lor!

not fair can!

how come i do yall no nid do anithing der??!!

(not refering to:

who helped ALOT in the lit proj.)

yall can shan the responsibility, saying

"wth, dowan la"

WHY CANT I SAY NO?

and ________, as if you are the only one in

THE WORLD

is saving up money can!

count yrself to be a vice ________?!

den how can lidat?

bu4 fu4 ze2 ren4 de leader?!

liddat even if you buy the whole WORLD *ahem* oso duwan la

sry if i seem abit harsh.

coz alot of things are happening n i'm becoming

si bei buay song.

SRY but i carn control.

anw, the presents are BOT OREADY!

long live

for gg 2 buy the presents when no1 was free

dats wud i call

a fu4 ze2 ren4 de leader!

(not trying to be sarcastic here but it just

clashes with the previous idea hor? sry.)

the presents are __________!!

p/s censored the thingy in case xxx xxxx and xxxx sees this.

=x

xb

xD

lol boliao.

tmr skul resumes!

yaye.

no more boring days of chionging 3 projs.

HAHA.

WHEE
YEEEHAA

YAHOOOO
YOOOOOHOOOOO
WhOOTS!!

YIPPEES

sry im going insane.

*clears throat*

anyway, tmr homec got presentation.

evry1 gambatte neh!

and i oready assigned the slides to peepo liao

SO DUNT "NAH YR TURN LAH!" TMR HOR!

U NOE WUD IS DUI1 LIAN3 ANOT??

haha.

shall end le.

gubai

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

S.H.E is LURVED TOO :)

Saturday, March 22, 2008 | 7:39 PM

halo again.
juz finished watching
百变张韶涵世界巡回演唱会
and 公主小妹
NICE DE CAN!
i think gong zhu xiao mei is really nice :)
anw.. here's wud happened YTD :)

----------------------

went JE popular with:

Sotguin (aka Tan chehmeh)

Hazel

Weixuan

Oscar

Chong

:)

went buy proj stuff.

(haha hanbao say she saw moi)

aft dat den realised i nvr bring scrapbk n the othr stuffs.

ZOMG?!

lol then buy ANOTHER book

diao....

den went kfc(yett again) to have lunch

xb

den went lib..

BUDDEN

juz found out dat lib public hol. not open de

WALAO.

den went macs lor.

brot LT haha

budden no batt

DIAO.

did hist proj while hazel n sotguin did lit.

den haz hav to go duno where den gubai liao

den _________ nvr gubai to her.

aiyo how can liddat?!

den l8r she come bak

den go again

l8r she call say lesson cancelled

THEN NVR COME BACK

LOL .

den oscar ba3 moi marker nong4 huai4?!

hah asked them to buy 2 new ones for moi

haha darn efficient lor

10 mins bak oready

:)

den chong told moi sth...

SHHH.. carn tell u!

xp

in the end, chehmeh gave moi the bk

ask moi go bak cut n paste

mondae then giv her to design

lai2 de ji2 meh??

lol .

nehvertheless, i brot bak (ahduh!)

den still hav home ec ppt hvn do

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homed.

*********************

------Today :)------

last nite did ppt until 2.30

OMG.

haha

den 2dae 8+ wake up

slacked

watched angela's concert dvd TWICE :)

haha.

I LURVE ANGELA

yeeap! NH logo. lol class 203 de class jers.

chun yi's birddae present! (frm haz n sotguin)

doing lit proj .

hist proj -- THE BEFORE

hist proj -- THE AFTER(not finished, apparantly)

whoa~ oscar shaked thee marker abit then.. become liddat.

so its gubai. :]

----[random_bern 5.0]----
-o-"

| 1:58 AM

halo.
very sian and tired.
coz doing proj ALL DAY LONG..

LOL .

now is lyke gg to 2am liao

still doing homec proj

ONY I DO SIA

nobodee helped

T.T

but at least TAN CHEH.MEH

told moi wud to do :]

ROFL .

dunt feel lyke posting lurh.

shall post tmr.

so... i shall keep yall entertained woth some

- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

- A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

- A snail can sleep for three years.

- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

- In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

- There are more chickens than people in the world.
LOL .

so have you learnt something today?

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

Thursday, March 20, 2008 | 9:19 PM

haha...
finally got my ass down to blog.
xp
LOL .

ITS GONNA BE A LONG POST.
lets go back to.......
-------19th March 2008 :D-------
*open-spaced*
PE played "pac-man" in the hall. :D
hahahaa. funn de lor!
maths.. boring as usual. *snore*
physics gave bak class test..
9/10 :D
A1! yaye~~~
yanting acherly got 10/10
den found out dat chur mark wrong
den 9/10 oso
yaye
=x
hcl.. ARGH HCL
*siansiansian*
aft skul acherly wanted go big bookshop wif dino yujun jiayi dior
budden raining so chong n i decided not to go.
den stayed in skul lor.
went canteen found huiqi and sooche
haha sat down n chatted.
sooche keep stealing moi bottle
P.S/ for wud oso duno.
den huiqi went for cca
FOTOSHOP SO SHUANG OK
i wan join a & d club...
lol
anw, chong, sooche and moi continue to tok lurh
den saw sjab guys(1o1 de)
lol say abt their way of doing push up
P.P.S./ chong so bad can!
abt 3pm went popular
LOL dior liu2 moi xia4 lai2
WAHAHA lik i sum VIP wan moi to stay
HAHA JK.
on the way to JE, i witnessed
an accident
(scroll down and see video)
reached JE and topped up and bot
bai3 bian4 zhang1 shao4 han2 concert dvd
YAYE! :D
haha den homed.
went taman jurong 2 eat :)
homed again.
haha.
wahaha..
20th march 2008
had ohsoboring chem.
diaodiaodiao..
chur read frm slides ony..
how "professional"..
den physics did wb..
heat convection thingy.
cheeminology.. xp
assem. had tok abt the cyber awareness thingy
P.P.P.S/ or wudeva u call that
den toked abt blogs
LOL.
blogs on RUMOURS*AHEM*
P.P.P.P.S./ shall skip this topic. ><

hist did admin thingy.

particulars:

Name: Bernard Tay (38)

Class: sec 101

Nric: sxxxxxxxi

home tel: 63161538

hp: 94348839

Address: Blk xx Teban Gdns Rd #24-xxx
Race: Chinese
Religion: xxxxxx
1st language spoken at home: Chinese
2nd language: English
Type of newspaper: both(EL and CL)
How frequently read: 4-5 times/week
Tshirt size - L (40)
Health concern : No.
Part time job: No.
Working: No.
Who takes care of u b4 and aft school : Me.
Who you live with: father, mother.
relationship with family : Very close. :)
Wud u do with comp: Blogging and chatting
Personality: Humourous and open xp
Strength: can tolerate peepo.
weakness: bad time management?
wud age u think ure ready for relationship (ZOMG): No idea. not under 16
P.P.P.P.P.S./ i guaikia k!
Highest educational qualification u wana achieve: Uni.
ambition : not thought of that far.
Wish : I wish that all moi wishes will come true :)
THE END.
LOL .
den had EL.
lalalala
den went choir.
sang "All creatures now are merry minded" again.
den sang jap song : 发(as in hair)
ms yin say is competition song.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S./ZOMG?!
hah den sang german song,
"Maiglockchen und die Blumelein"
(mai-glue-ee-ken-oo-nd-dee-blue-mer-line)
LOL. cheem hor.
den ms yin say MAY be 3rd competition piece
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dunt even noe how 2 pronounce can!
T.T
LOL.
den met up with:
chong
dino
sooche
and walked towards clementi mrt.
den waited for 78 for..
LYKE 30 MINS
WTH!!!!!!
30 mins..
dots...............................
den homed.
bathed.
ate.
the end.

tata` :]

tata` (part2) LOL .

TATA~~~~ RANDOMANIA..

randomania #1..

left to right: Mark, Zhong Ni, Me, Me.

Left to right: Chong, Charmony, Yanting

Randomania #2

This is... to ci4 ji1 dino! (by: Jiayi :])

--------------------------------------

ACCIDENT

Video taken by: Nokia 5610 muzic xpress

Taken on: Bus xp

| 7:40 PM

tired.

period.

whoa darned tired can!

stood for 3 hours(no stting down AT ALL)

zzz

feel lazy typing even. diao..

so... i shall post l8r.. coz i g2g downstairs

haha.

so gubai.

=)

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

Tuesday, March 18, 2008 | 7:43 PM

BOOYA

haha .

just came bak frm choir.

sian lurh.

tiredness all over can!

anw,

2dae had ICT

RANDOM!

haha but i turned out to be comp lessons.

did ms word

haha shun bian advertise blog.

put there:

"please visit ohsorandom-bern.blogspot.com :]"

LOL.

oscar was simply a ms word retard

he dunt even noe how 2 preset colours?!

*faints*

LOL .

den had conversational malay in auditorium

enjoyed it though,

(coz got AIRCON, not coz of the %#!@ lectures)

so aft skul went 4 choir as usual.

and we did vocal training for 2++ hours?!

ZOMG.

lol

den carris

ask me why i wan join choir

WT_?!

evry1 ask moi de same qn..

hui yun oso

den alot peepo oso

lol. fan si ren can!

so i told her i lyke 2 sing lorh..

lol darn retarded(and random) answer

hhaa den asked moi wud class i frm

moi: 101

her: wah! u're moi jr leh!

(u noe, as in she was oso frm 101)

haha.

den sang "all creatures"

wahhaa ms yin say 2dae altos did gd job

yaye~

haha boliao.

then homed.

bathed.

dinnered.

posted.

and tata`

there you hav it.

another post! :D

RANDOM.

lol.

so.. gubai.

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

Monday, March 17, 2008 | 7:03 PM

wahaha 2nd post..

went chop hair

now is DARN short can!

LOL .

nvm

liddat can LONG LONG tyme dunt chop hair

yaye :)

(zi4 wo3 an1 wei4) T.T

haha anws,

2dae on the way home saw:

yong wei

narvin

jiaqi

han bao

haha i think is they saw moi,not i saw dem

LOL .

den hanbao come da3 moi bag

lmao.

LOL .

*

juz found out dat , yr

Best fren

can easily become your

Pest fren

diao.

RANDOM :)

wahaha..dats me random bern 5.0

zzz

*

waahhaa.. i noe sth abt chong dat yall dunt! :)

he said that he __________________ a

_____________________ from _________,

but not ________ de. neither is _____ in _____

______.

whoahaha. for yall 2 guess, for us to noe

*

*stares into a blank screen wondering wud 2 ryte*

ouhk..

****----TAG REPLIES!!----****

shuning - helo.. gam sia for tagging yahh:)

huiqi - yea.lurve it too :D

jamie - haha ty! :)

muddy - they gan3 us out T.T

weixuan - relinked :)

sooche - wahaha.i NOW still highing can! xp

opx - lol 81 alot meh??

hazel - yea.. he has 2 lil'contacts xp

haz - haha. gam sia :D rock on too :)

hemeow - THANK U! xD

jamie - haha i oso wan go again =x

hazel - yea lor.. y u dunt go..zzz

sooche - LOL . jk nia lurh.

sooche - agreed.

sooche - sent oready.

kimberly - lol wud dunt u understand?

opx - yea lor..ony sing 1 song sumore.

huiqi - WHOA. LOL! haha u rock on too :)

sooche - LOL . wud u lol-ing at. LOL .

jaslin - THANKS! :)

opx - lol wud toking u?

eugene - relinked :)

hazel -YO. CONGRATZ!!! :DD

kimberly - relinked :)

menda - yea i sing one.

menda - THANK U!! haha CSS? *shivers*i think.. i'll pass.. xp

****----end of tag replies----****

whee.. done :)

lol i hav a chicken head hair now

T.T

LOL . jing4 guan3 qu3 xiao4 moi tmr barh

WAHAHA I DUNT BLARDY MIND :)

shall sign off.

*refreshes blog*

WHOA. 3000+ views?!

GAM SIA EVRY1 !!! :)

----[random_bern 5.0]----

-o-"

| 3:43 PM

LOL .

den saw an advertisement ..

"sms 'dino' to 78800 to watch [dinosaurs alive]"

LMAO.

den completed proj and homed.

:)

*******************

so lets come bak to...

****----17th march 2008----****

1st day of skul.

haha.

as in 1st day of term 2.

dots..

den muzic 1st period

O.o?!

LOL .

discussed abt proj

(due on ??th may)

in the end...

nothing was confirmed.

LMAO.

skipped recess as usual.

and sung in class

omg?!

(its sooche lurh)

((and moi))

HAHA.

den chongmongleng's lesson.

diao as usual.

then got geog.

toked about contours thingy.

*Lunch*

maths did the algebra expression thing.

ACC drew chrysanthemum.

lol mine looks (*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*

LOL .

luo yang's one darn mei3 lorh!

den aft dat dm(not mrs b lim) liu2 us xia4 lai2.

(shall not mention which other dm, but 101 noes)

pi1 ping2 our class

WTH

say we not united, dats y notice board not neat

D:<

then say we learn badd things frm our senior

and BLAHBLAHBLAH

den say sum of our hair too long..

alvin, jimmy(nvr iron shirt), some othr peepo, MOI.

KNN?! (paiseh)

i intended to chop hair 2dae lorh!

(go ask chehmeh)

den suaysuay she say

KNS.

weixuan longer also nvr say

WAKAO. *pissed off liao*

GRR... SUAY AR!

humph, i go chop hair 2dae,

see wud u hav to say,

* tryin 2 skip this topic*

ani1 noe wuds tmr timetable?

lol i 4got 2 copy neh..

LOL .

nvm shall ask peepo on msn

shall go cut hair.

*fumes*

gubai.

----[random_bern 5.0]----

P.P.P.S./ waahaha. i'm officially random_bern 5.0 (think ang 5.0)

yaye angela rok moi sok! :D

thinking of buying her concert dvd lor.

SHALL SAVE UP :)

the end of my fuming post.

-o-"

Saturday, March 15, 2008 | 10:00 PM

yaye finally update xp
haha darn busy de can!
Lit Proj

Hist Proj
Music Proj

(notice lit proj ony HALF-STRIKED)
so its ony HALF done
still nid do write up
><

so...

chehmeh

chongee

weixuan

tmr meet outside Jurong Library

@ 12.30pm hor!

we go dere do write up ony

den must bring yr poem + stationary + fool scap ppr

aft dat go buy scrapbk

(hazel got softball match so carn come)

so GAMBATTE!

(chong and weix bring history tb coz we doing hist proj ALSO)

ok off with the project starf.

*

chatted wif jaimen (aka ahwan) on msn [xp]

haha. he say he gg cut hair

den i realise --

~~*if u just realised what i just realised, then we'll be perfect for each other*~~

-- ok paiseh.

den i realised i hvn cut hair

zomg?!

haahaa den tmr no time cut

den mondae i shu1 up the hair, dunt eva let it fall.

haha den aft skul go cut.

haha.

den chatted abt FUTURE hairstyles.

haha boliao and wuliao ma.

den i said i want a...

Friday, March 14, 2008 | 6:44 PM

Welcome back :]

KBOX SESSION #2

*IF U JUST LOGGED IN, GO SEE PREV POST 1ST*

*which is below. scroll down now.*

whoahaha i see my name! (with ine behind, that is)

LOL . I'm so hot?!

dessert! :]

soomeeow provided mentos.. which in turn..

cracked upon consumption.. xP
ah wan was waiting 4 moi downstairs to.. TAO3 QIAN2?!
n ask me 2 treat him he1 shui3 summore. u see i so gd

xPgoddarn. mp3 CRACKED?!?! (but nehmnd still can use)
tata~ LOL . tape it and its still usable

---------------------------------

14th March 2008 (todae)

woke up at 6+ (as usual)

and started to upload thingys to imeem

DARN LONG CAN

ytd nite frm 8pm+ to 4am+ still hvn upload ok.

den juzt uploaded nia. :]

eh if imeem's webmas. is/are reading,

can u lyk.. upgrade a lil?

it took me 2 whole daes to upload 11 songs

(which is only like 20 minutes n of lousy quality)

diao.

*hanbao sms-ed*

"your pei yin vry funny leh"

WTH!

soomeeow u see la.

peepo think u r me wor?!

peepo! i am ALWAYS the 主音

配音is either soo or weix

xP

yaye i feel lyk gg kbox again sia.

LOL!

den 2dae went bak 2 skul

for choir.

wakao i can feel the siansation in evry1's face can!

(including me)

go there siansian come bak siansian

LOL .

den homed.

posted.

tata` the posts are out! :]

* i duno why but i LURVE the song jian1 ao2 now*

i shall edit the climax part (next time)

and be my no. 1 blogsong :]

that is lyk.. after 2 weeks?

i duno.

so kays. g2g. wahaha see hu on msn.

buais

----[bern]----

-o-"